This Aquatic Gets The Most Marine Tinder Profile We Have Ever Seen

This Aquatic Gets The Most Marine Tinder Profile We Have Ever Seen

This tale happens to be updated. There are two main truths that are fundamental life within the U.S. military: women love a … proceeded

This tale was updated.

There’s two truths that are fundamental life into the U.S. military: ladies love a person in uniform, and PowerPoint may be the devil. Aquatic Corps Lance Cpl. Trent Somes has somehow found the perfect stability between the 2.

Somes, a 19-year-old marine forces Reserve rifleman and student at Washington & Jefferson university in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, recently tweaked their profile pictures to the structure of an awful yet brilliant PowerPoint presentation on their extreme dateability. BEHOLD!

This might be genius. Every U.S. service member — active-duty or reservist, grunt or POG, boot or special operator — has in common: torture at the hands of long, boring, and largely indecipherable PowerPoint presentations in an online dating ecosystem defined by rippling muscles and downrange selfies, there’s one thing. (more…)

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